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Super Smash Brothers Conduct Page
With any fighting game, we, as gamers, come under the excruciating task of behaving ourselves in what seems to be the ultimate rule of play in any form of game. Sure, people may tell you different; "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." or "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." However, we must beg to differ. What's the point of cheating? Cheating is essentially defined as taking shortcuts. Now, if you're taking shortcuts, then you're not actually accomplishing anything with skill, and so, how do you gain any real satisfaction from that? Thus, the final question is spawned, if you're not gaining satisfaction from winning, are you really winning? And we must tell you, folks, that the answer is unequivocably "No."
It is with this well-formulated thesis in mind that we now tackle the gravest of all strategies that exist in Super Smash Brothers. This is cheating. We do not promote it. We will not like you if you do it. And, finally, we will...but honestly, we think that cheating is a lot like drugs. When someone asks you if you want to do any of it, "Just say no!" So, without further ado, we bring you all of the most underhanded, frustrating, and blatant forms of cheating that exist in SSB. Avoid this kind of behavior at all costs!
Forms of Cheating